Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Never Bring a Gun to a Cheeseburger Fight

Never Bring a Gun to a Cheeseburger Fight

Nobody ever killed their spouse with a cheeseburger. No toddler ever killed his parent or sibling with a loaded cheeseburger. Nobody ever used a cheeseburger in a roadrage murder. Nobody ever dropped their cheeseburger and killed a bystander. Nobody ever jokingly put a cheeseburger to their head and shot a pickle slice through their brain. Nobody ever sexually assaulted anybody by holding a cheeseburger on them. Need I go on? Maybe you can?

This just proves once again that You Can't Argue With a Twit.

Ironically, The largest portion of hand gun deaths are self inflicted... dare I say Suicides? 






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